Blurry In Vegas

Photo of the day. Enough said.

Seeking Disease Free Russian!

This lady is a triple threat! a D.C. based writer, artist & entrepreneur! As with many overachievers, she's looking for love, but what makes this most unique, is that her perfect soulmate is a Russian, and not just any Russian, this one is posted on Craigslist in Moscow, so she isnt messing around. As she writes " I am physically attracted to a man with a vascular, disease free, body, a nice, long, nose, and a vascular, long, slim, face. " and goes on to add I do want someone with all of their teeth. Actually metal braces are very arousing to me and missing front teeth is a turn off." Finding this in Russia should be so easy as looking for a blonde in Sweden!

***DANCE TO THE MUSIC IN MY HEAD***

20 is a confusing age, but this suavemeister has it all worked out.

He opens by asking for a lady he is seeking to finish properly a phrase taken from one of his tattoos: THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING for his tattoo "gives a different answer" but he is "looking for the correct one" (FP note: it must be a pretty epic tat). This guy wants the big revelation, and he is looking for it on Craigslist. Please note, he is NOT looking for the answer in college, which he says, "isn't for me, a degree would be a waste of my time," but counters and and saves nicely by adding to the hopeful date,"....though it could have been/will be a good thing for you." And the final comforting note to a person he has not yet met: "If i don't call you, it's not because i'm mad, it's because i'm in the middle of something else and once i'm done, we'll talk. If i go to san diego for a week, 'oh well, see you when you get back.'" Poetry AND pragmatism. Music is his passion, coffee is his life (direct quote) and, as the line reads, he loves to dance to the music in his head (final note: this man is extremely 420 friendly: not the type for our lovely party in a cup girl)

Bedroom Superstar

It is always the case...the hotest girls on Craigslist seem to be the ones LOOKING FOR WOMEN!!!!! And while it seems such a shame, damn if the eye candy is still worth the look. This San Francisco girl is a self defined BEDROOM SUPERSTAR looking for the ever elusive SUBMISSIVE girl fantasy. She claims that VANILLA IS FOR LOSERS and poses the question that is so often in all of our thoughts: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SLUT AND A WHORE?

Party In A Cup

Give it up for the girls of Texas. With a pirate flag in the background and a pint glass filled with only the finest manna dew, this chick is ready to rock. She loves to salsa dance as well, but be warned...she might like to shake and drink, but she states straight out NOT 420 FRIENDLY!!! But then again, with a good time girl by your side, love is the drug you'll be thinking of. Oh, she comes with a friend as well...

Hit Me WIth Your Rhythm Stick

Pictures can say 1000 words. This philly from Peabody, MA (who claims to "know" 3/4 of the guys Craigslisting) is trying to tell us something. Using all the knowledge gained from reading HIGHLIGHTS in the pediatrician's waiting room (is that too much of a gen x reference?), can YOU tell US what this woman is craving? Answers using the words STUMP, PUD, or UNDERACHIEVER will be deleted. And lucky for you, she comes with her Ms. Evil sidekick.--FP

Pimpin' aint easy in Rio after all

These local gentlemen seem to know how to have a good time. They enjoy cars, wine and obv will know how to treat a lady.

Biloxi Is Back

With all the talk of Hurricane Katrina and the devastation of New Orleans, people forget that Biloxi got nailed as well...pretty much wiped off the face of America. But one look at the Biloxi Craigslist community, and you can plainly see that there are a few flowers sprouting from the wreckage. Now, the damage is definitely done, and the lovely lady behind these ta-tas begins her posting by stating (and I quote): "leiffehs vitcejda dn2 shadow allah editoria groggy1 jacksoni ssieng knew1 theretof shamble1 1lennuf fin thermose." This might be code, or a garbled cry for help; it might be the drugs wearing off/taking effect, or simply the shock setting in that our government offers no real hope. But using Steinbeck's metaphor found in the final chapter of the over-hyped GRAPES OF WRATH, all one needs is a mother's bosom to rest in: healing will come. As our Biloxi heroin states, "LIVE AND LET BE."--FP