Real Life Michelin Man Seeks Puffed Out Sidekick

With all the CL fanfare, it is good to see the celebs posting for dates. And while we all know the Michelin Man is a hell of a lot older than 22, props for him for making a public plea for love of the deepest kind. His post is brief: he wants a special person, a good lady. And that is what I would love this life long icon to find.

Girls Of Craigslist: VEGAS

OG and I have decided that this site shall be nudity and call-girl free. While patrolling different CL communities, digging for that special FACE, it becomes apparent that some of them should be appreciated for their abundance of beautiful women. Case in point: Los Vegas. The CL Vegas personals are loaded with seeming-to-be real girls who are to be desired. Yes, the fastest growing town in the US...the hot spot for capitalistic living and excess....home of Penn, Teller, and that awful woman who sang the Titanic theme. So here is a sampling. Enjoy.

Blurry In Vegas

Photo of the day. Enough said.

Seeking Disease Free Russian!

This lady is a triple threat! a D.C. based writer, artist & entrepreneur! As with many overachievers, she's looking for love, but what makes this most unique, is that her perfect soulmate is a Russian, and not just any Russian, this one is posted on Craigslist in Moscow, so she isnt messing around. As she writes " I am physically attracted to a man with a vascular, disease free, body, a nice, long, nose, and a vascular, long, slim, face. " and goes on to add I do want someone with all of their teeth. Actually metal braces are very arousing to me and missing front teeth is a turn off." Finding this in Russia should be so easy as looking for a blonde in Sweden!

***DANCE TO THE MUSIC IN MY HEAD***

20 is a confusing age, but this suavemeister has it all worked out.

He opens by asking for a lady he is seeking to finish properly a phrase taken from one of his tattoos: THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING for his tattoo "gives a different answer" but he is "looking for the correct one" (FP note: it must be a pretty epic tat). This guy wants the big revelation, and he is looking for it on Craigslist. Please note, he is NOT looking for the answer in college, which he says, "isn't for me, a degree would be a waste of my time," but counters and and saves nicely by adding to the hopeful date,"....though it could have been/will be a good thing for you." And the final comforting note to a person he has not yet met: "If i don't call you, it's not because i'm mad, it's because i'm in the middle of something else and once i'm done, we'll talk. If i go to san diego for a week, 'oh well, see you when you get back.'" Poetry AND pragmatism. Music is his passion, coffee is his life (direct quote) and, as the line reads, he loves to dance to the music in his head (final note: this man is extremely 420 friendly: not the type for our lovely party in a cup girl)

Bedroom Superstar

It is always the case...the hotest girls on Craigslist seem to be the ones LOOKING FOR WOMEN!!!!! And while it seems such a shame, damn if the eye candy is still worth the look. This San Francisco girl is a self defined BEDROOM SUPERSTAR looking for the ever elusive SUBMISSIVE girl fantasy. She claims that VANILLA IS FOR LOSERS and poses the question that is so often in all of our thoughts: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SLUT AND A WHORE?

Party In A Cup

Give it up for the girls of Texas. With a pirate flag in the background and a pint glass filled with only the finest manna dew, this chick is ready to rock. She loves to salsa dance as well, but be warned...she might like to shake and drink, but she states straight out NOT 420 FRIENDLY!!! But then again, with a good time girl by your side, love is the drug you'll be thinking of. Oh, she comes with a friend as well...